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I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
I have a feeling my check liver light will come on this weekend
Have you noticed that tire stores never hang big banners that say "Blowout Sale"?
Walmart: the only place on Earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life "what not to wear" episode.
My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I`m just glad to be involved.
No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking.
why me is me ?
Tip for women; All men really want is to be close to someone who will leave them the hell alone.
The worst thing about rich people is I`m not one of them.
You know you`re married when you find her sexier with clothes on.
*sigh* the cop at the front door is never a stripper when you need it to be
Hey Lady!, I just deposited $43 dollars in THIS bank.. DON`T FROWN AT ME WHEN I TAKE 3 SUCKERS!
I didn’t get the job… heading home.. Good Bye Rome.. until we meet again.
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
gua suka sama kamu