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And then her mood ring just...exploded
I`ve single handedly defeated my erection.
If they just built prisons out of the sh!t they package electronics in, no one could ever escape.
It`s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
I learn something new every day that I didn`t want to know.
My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks.
If you like counting to three, you are going to love parenting.
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it`s that everyone speaks English after they die.
It`s frustrating to know, I`ll never experience the exhilaration of getting to meet me.
Apparently, my wife has friend zoned me...
I`m a little Stressed right now ... Just turn around and leave quietly and no one gets hurt.
Thursday doesn`t even count as a day, it`s just the thing that`s blocking friday.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Friending someone on Facebook and complaining about what they post is like phoning someone to tell them you don’t want to talk to them.
maturity comes when you stop publishing every detail of your life on social media