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Sure, Men love funny women. As long as they are pretty...and skinny...and they have a great pair of knockers!!
That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening
apparently telling my girlfriend her acuracy is as high as a magic 8 ball wasn`t a good idea.
Black Friday, because after a day of thankfully stuffing your face, you deserve a deal on purchases you don’t need.
Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
just read a list of "the 100 things to do before you die." I´m pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn´t one of them.
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
I spent yesterday painting some kickass flames on a car. I bet whoever owns it was stoked when they came out of the mall.
Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
The heart wants what the heart wants. *opens 12th beer*
I just heard someone say "I can`t wait for 13/13/13" .....let`s take a moment and pray for this dumbass
Your shirt might say UFC but your body says KFC
As a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. Now as an adult, I love the dark because I’m terrified of the electricity bill.
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn`t? ... Yeah, I don`t have one of those.
Crazy is not a destination, it is a way of life.