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I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.
Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.
I heard an ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" But then, I can`t drive a bus..
roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it’ll just be my turn.
Don`t get me started Bitches, I don`t come with brakes.
I`ve been hitting "remind me later" for about the last 4 years on Adobe.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
If you`re feeling powerless just remember a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.
Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought an Android Ipad.
If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious.
I`ve given up on giving up.
The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.
Note to self: the wife does not want an `exercise pole`.