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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
Im at a beer tasting today..so far they all taste the same out of this case...well done Budweiser...well done!!
This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she’s not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!
If it requires pants, its not happening today.
We should do this “3-day weekend” thing more often.
Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me.
My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
I wasn`t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I really feel about you!
I’m at the age where all my posts start with the phrase “I’m at the age where.”
Every time I`m around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence.
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
"Are you even listening to me?" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation.
In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
I wish there was a room where we could go and see all the stuff we have ever lost.
Sometimes.. late at night... I fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I am a meatball.