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Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly and for the same reason...
I know this will probably piss off a bunch of people I know, but what makes someone good at fishing?!? Seriously, all you did was wait longer.
On a scale of Doopers, you`re pretty Super.
If you`re going to be stupid, don`t do it on Facebook.
lol I rotfl
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
If anybody asks, I was on Facebook all night tonight, okay? Thanks for having my back, everyone.
I have just one thing to ask you people who say the memory is the first thing to go: What did I come in here for?
Do you remember that creepy guy who stood behind you on a train 6 years ago and was smelling your hair? Hi!
Found out today you cannot join a gym "just to watch".
I don`t burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day.
I`m at my neighbor`s house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you.No thank you. I just want the oil change
Sorry I can`t make it to your party tonight- I have to get up REALLY early tomorrow afternoon.
All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream.