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“Wow! My political opinion just changed because of what you posted on Facebook” – said no one ever.
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
I love the people in parking lots with "free kittens" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn`t be oppressed.
I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
Dear American Express, can you raise my debt ceiling?? Thx, bro.
I can bench 250 lbs. And by that, I mean, I can sit myself down on a bench in a local park.
My coworkers and I do this fun thing where they say `It`s so cold out!` and I say `It`s winter` and then we silently hate each other.
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
Magician: Now I will cut the woman in half. Me: Why turn one problem into two?
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
Don`t be upset that you`re single; be happy that someone isn`t ruining your life.
you know hes a keeper when you know his facebook login and password!
The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.