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Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
I`m in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy
I`m beginning to think the only reason I buy bananas is to watch them die a painful death on my counter.
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
i wish i could sleep ... but my damn A.D.D. kicks in and basically 1 sheep, 2 sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm, HEEEY Macerena.
I don’t know what my neighbor’s name is and we’ve been neighbors too long for me to ask.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she`s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
what is the difference between a Fly and a mosquito? ``A fly can fly, But a Mosquito can`t mosquito``
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
It`s always darkest before the dawn. So if you`re going steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s be the time to do it.
I dont hate you but, if you put `just about to jump off a cliff` as your facebook statuses i would poke you
There`s no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs.
I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone