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WORST.... APOCALYPSE..... EVER.....
I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes.
You can pretty much text anything as long as you put a happy face emoticon afterwards. You`re a slut :)
They say you`re not supposed to go to the grocery store when you`re hungry. It`s been several days now, what should I do?
Sometimes to much to drink is never enough
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn´t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.
I`m all for change as long as it doesn`t directly affect my routine.
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
Whenever a stranger asks our baby’s name, I always say he hasn’t told us yet.
If you cry loudly enough, your boss will usually let you go home.
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, "I`d so tap that."
When sitting directly across from someone also using a laptop, I can`t stop myself from telling them, "you sunk my battleship!"
“Is it food time yet?” = The summarization of most of my thoughts.