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Kiss me I`m Irish, put a little tongue in it, I`m French too
I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
Why do restaurants always say "Shirt and Shoes Required" but never say anything about pants?
Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?
Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob everybody
If I`ve offended you in the past, please accept my apology, and shove it up your a$$.
I`m the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone "I`m ok, I`m ok"
You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight :(
My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don`t want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
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Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
hilarious
Turns out having boobs only gets you stuff if you don`t have a penis as well.
My kid go from "omg...you`re impossible I can`t wait until I`m 18!" To "You`re the best mom ever" in a matter of $100