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Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives.
People that use statistics in everyday arguments are a$$holes 100% of the time.
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
I can already tell this is going to be one of those days where I am not rich and famous.
I don`t know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
It’s hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
A cheap way to get Botox face is by walking your dog in zero degree temperature.
When people say things like "You can`t change the past" I can`t help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it`s considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it`s called "cheating."
Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy?
The problem in general terms is that people suck.
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
Probably a good thing I`m not a ghost cause I`d just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food.