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Are nap dates a thing? Because that`s something I can work with...
With a great a$$ comes great responsibility!
After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is
This beer tastes like I’m going to text you later.
I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
How big does a cupcake have to be before it`s just a cake?
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
If you`ve Liked more than 15 of my posts over the past year, I assume you`re okay with me putting you down as a personal reference on this job application, k?
I ran into a dwarfs car this morning and he come up to me and said "I`m not happy!" And I said we`ll which one are you then
Sometimes Google should just come back with an answer that says, `Trust me, you don`t want to know.`
I need to get out of bed and do something so I can justify taking a nap later.
I bet if you walked up to any table at a restaurant and said "Good afternoon folks" they will let you take their order.
If guys had periods, they´d brag about the size of their tampons.
This year’s box-office revenue is down 20 percent from last summer. I’m not sure why that is, but I`ll bet you there’s a documentary on Netflix about it.
You chicks spend a lot of money on makeup to look pretty. Save your cash, buy him Alcohol.