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Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
liked homework better when it was called coloring.
I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time.
I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex instead of police officers.
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
I wonder if people that live in Hawaii have screensavers of bumper to bumper traffic?
Thanks coffee for tricking us into believing that it`s a good morning for a few minutes.
Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad.
The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
Dance like no one´s going to put it on YouTube.
I hate driving so much that I even ring for taxis on grand theft auto.
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead. It`s pain only for others. It`s the same thing when you are stupid.
I hate fake people...especially the ones at the mall advertising clothes in front of the stores