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How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
It`s so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names.
It’s hard to get a lot done when you’re busy having a snack every 15 minutes
There were only 3 commandments until Moses’ wife got involved.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
My favorite part of the movie The Notebook is where I turned it off and watched Terminator 2 instead.
Why am I not allowed to post anything on here?
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried to nail JELL-O to a tree.
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
When I see a shoe on the side of the road I wonder if Cinderella is in a nearby house.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
I`m 99% sure you think I`m weird. And I`m 100% sure I don`t care.
I always drink responsibility I make sure that someone is responsible for buying me drinks.
If two donuts are stuck together it counts as one right?