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And then her mood ring just...exploded
I don`t need glasses ... I drink straight from the bottle.
Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.
I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
I`m gaining weight for my role as "Before picture"
If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.
Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can`t spell.
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
I think I like mornings best when they start in the afternoon.
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
Thank god we don`t send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?
I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don`t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid`s vomit.
It takes patience to listen.., it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it.. So now I have to live in constant fear.. O_o
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me