Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
“They dared me to” is ALWAYS a valid excuse.
Is going to bed! Hopefully the Cleaning Fairies will come and clean my house tonight! Wishful Dreaming i guess!
If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
Note to self: Next time, don`t use "continue" as the Safe Word.
Sometimes I`ll go out in public and socialize with people, those times are called alibis.
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
According to this BMI chart ... I am to short.
Don`t you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
I self medicate, therefore you live.
Why is "Pissed" an expression of being upset? I`ve never been so mad that I pee`d myself.