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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
I don`t smoke,i don`t drink,don`t do drugs. I only have one small problem, i lie.
When a woman says "what?" its not because she didn`t hear you. She`s giving you a chance to change what you just said.
The sole purpose of a child`s middle name, is so he can tell when he`s really in trouble.
My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
Well aren`t you a f*cking waste of two billion years of evolution.
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
Why is it the less money someone makes the better they are at reproducing?
I don`t drink to get drunk, I drink to.....no wait, I definitely drink to get drunk.
my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
I went outside once. The graphics were amazing but the gameplay and storyline were TERRIBLE.
I wasn`t going to get so many groceries, but there was a new girl working today and she took my check.
Today I recently discovered how to make my p@nis 12"...I just fold that b!tch in half.
My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. It`s about two women trying to kill each other over shoes.