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The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I`m hoping that she`s having an affair.
If I tell you I can`t text you because I`m driving it`s only because I`m also eating.
Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
OK I`ve stumbled out of bed and made it to the computer- and another Facebook day begins!
Please just put it in the fridge.... We`ll throw it away next week.
I decided I really need to read more. I watch way to much TV ... So I turned on the subtitles.
I don’t appreciate the 5 minute radio ads about how commercial-free the station is.
gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can´t remember if it´s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
The only man worth waiting for is the delivery guy
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.