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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life changing event. If your life sucks today, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow ... Just sayin
The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite female overreaction."
Life Rule #17: Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, ...just incase.
Tomorrow is Valentines day, a holiday that comes along once a year to remind you that if you don`t have a special someone...I guess your alone.
It`s a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
Horoscopes: When you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend to blame for your failures, try the solar system
Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"
What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles
You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!