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That awkward moment when there`s not a single awkward moment
An awkward morning beats a boring night.
It`s Monday. I`m refreshed and ready to hate my Job
My wife said she wanted to feel special. So I gave her a helmet and some crayons. Perhaps I misunderstood her?
Boys are like roses, watch out for the pr!cks...
My favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell`s Kitchen 3. Breaking bad
All shoes are technically buy one get one free.
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
I am a Mother hear me roar.....especially when my kids decide to make a kite out of my granny panties and fly it down the street.
I`m just wondering what the employees at the Weather Channel make small talk about.
Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I`m trying to update my e-harmony profile
I’ve got about as much self control as two rabbits on a first date!
Asked my wife if she would be my friend on FB again, she said no. She said my “funny” status updates are annoying. Therefore, I must conclude she loves me for my body...
There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights.
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF