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I`m actually a pretty normal person when you ignore the faint cries for help coming from my basement..
The real trouble with reality is that there´s no background music
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
You know you`re getting older when you play GTA and spend 3 hours just walking around the map trying to find where you parked your car.
We have those sticky traps all around the house and I just found one moved clear across the room with all sorts of hair on it....so if anyone see`s a BALD mouse running around, it belongs to me
According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. You hang in there!
Just in case you are wondering ... I did not go to Jared.
In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife.
75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it
I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
I am hungry 25 hours a day
There`s nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you`re home alone at 1 am...and you don`t have children...
I just made my first snow angel!! ... Ok fine.. I got bored, got drunk and then passed out in the snow, whatever!
I want to take this moment to thank the depends adult diaper company for allowing me to play my video game for a strait 8 hours uninterupted...