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A recent survey revealed that 4 out of 5 women think I`m an a-hole...
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
Pretending to be a morning person is exhausting.
You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!
Me: "I want to travel more." Bank account: "Like, to the park?"
I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don`t know if they`re showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
tried being normal. Didn`t like the feeling, so I`m going back to being ME.
What do women say when they are actually fine?
The guy that discovered milk.. What did you tell your friends were you doing to that cow? O_o
They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a sexy beast.
I hate people who take drugs ... Customs for example.
Running behind is my cardio.
When I "rage against the machine" the machine is usually a printer.