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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
loves infomercials, but claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm. 2. Morons.
That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
New documentary movie about white trash ... I only saw the trailer...
Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like.
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
No, I would not like to join your exclusive membership rewards club. I’m buying a sandwich.
Interesting fact: Prior to the creation of hummus and ranch dressing nobody ate uncooked vegetables.
Hey whiny kids with iPhones: when I was your age, I played with a stick.
You can save a lot of money by walking face-first into a spiderweb every morning instead of buying coffee.
I never finish anyth...............
Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.