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I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. "My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl."
Boobs: because you can`t suck on a girls personality
You should probably first master the art of thinking β€œinside” the box
joined a nudist colony last week ... the first few days were the hardest!
Anything I say or do before I`ve had my coffee doesn`t count.
Life Rule #17: Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, ...just incase.
I`m not mental, other wise the rubber duckies would have told me by now...
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame, go back to party, & place it on the mantel at the party.
I did not steal your drink. You abandoned it and I rescued it.
Don`t, under any circumstance, believe I`ll return your Tupperware.
Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy...
I`m going crazy! Get in, you`re riding shotgun!
Lazy Rule#15325434090371466: you`re so lazy you didn`t even finish reading the number.
change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol