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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
79% of accidents happen in the home....... Finally, good news for the homeless
Alcohol won’t solve your problems, but neither does milk or orange juice.
You call it being sober. I call it on my way to the liquor store.
If McDonald`s was smart they`d serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
Those teardrop tattoos mean you cried during the notebook, right?
If you love someone , let them go. If they dont come back, call them up later when your drunk and see wtf is going on.
Juvenile humor My friend David lost his ID. We just call him Dav now. Here`s your sign..................
Have you ever ate something so good that you do a little happy dance while your eating it?
is it rude to throw a breath-mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
They say you are what you eat. I don`t remember eating a sexy beast this morning...
am I the only one who would beat the sh!t out of someone for wearing a "forever lazy" to a tailgate?
I trust Snapple facts more than CNN and Fox News.