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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Why didn`t Spider-Man`s enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?
The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.
If anyone could do it, it wouldn`t be called PROcrastination.
This patience thing takes forever.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
I was fighting with this guy over who`s lazier. I let him win.
Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It`s only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You`ll be just fine.
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find `em.
My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates.
You know what’s funny? Lots of sh!t so lighten the f*ck up.
Wonders why we can`t just all get a Long....Island Iced Tea?!?
Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.