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What a terrible day. I`m going to drive through puddles & splash pedestrians to make myself feel better,
Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: People who shouldn’t drink and people who shouldn’t sing.
SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
Oh you better not pout. You better not cry. You better not shout I`m telling you why. Nobody gives a f*ck.
Texting totally changes your perception of how long stoplights are.
What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
If a man says something in the woods.. And there are no women there.. Is he still wrong? O_o
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Dear God, thank you for all the animals, and plants, and insects, but were spiders really necessary?
Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
Why did they send me to this white room? Do they think I`m crazy? Do they think I`m ...HOLY CRAP THE WALLS ARE FLUFFY!!!
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
When reality kicks in… add more booze.
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Alladin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn’t be surprised when they misbehave, they get it from their storybooks!