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Nobody really owns tupperware. We are all just really borrowing it from one another.
Sometimes I get road rage standing in lines.
Dumped my multiple personality girlfriend yesterday. She took it well, not so well, and she was really upset...
You will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
If Google can`t find the answer, it`s not a question.
If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
It’s pretty scary that before facebook… All these thoughts and stuff just stayed in peoples heads.
More people should be at a loss for words.
More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of beer named Responsibly.
Man cannot live on bread alone ... hence beer and stuff.
My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
When people ask me for advice, I tell them, “Use your best judgment,” which they clearly don’t have if they are asking me for advice.
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
Since joining Facebook, about 8 aggressive lampposts have walked up to me in the street and punched me in the face.
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about