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The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.
Is it a firm rule that you have to be an addict to check into rehab? Because that one in Malibu looks pretty nice.
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
Who ever said technology will replace paper.....has obviously never tried wiping their a$$ with an IPAD.
I don`t normally poop with the door open, but I don`t want to miss the in flight movie
To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks....I`m in public.
When your parties have glasses instead of red cups, you’re a grown up.
I wonder how many couples would still be together if they traded phones for a weekend
Got a new blood pressure monitor, says it turns off after 6 minutes of inactivity .....
i used to like you but thanks to facebook i now know how boring u are
Pee your name in the snow and you`ll quickly understand why they should teach cursive in our schools.
I never finish anyth...............
You know what I just realized that in school they teach you not to do what you don`t want to do yet they still give us homework and we get in trouble because we didn`t want to do it ( confused )
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.