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The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
Every time I use a public bathroom, I always wonder why so many people have Sharpies on them at all times.
This rough sex would have been a lot better if I wasn`t alone.
The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and cannot figure out which one the music is coming from.
Someone needs to take a chain saw to your family tree.
Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
Why haven’t we just found someone ballsy enough to dress up as Mrs Bigfoot and catch him already?
I`m thankful for pizza and burgers... and ice cream and bacon and fries and... F*ck it, I`m thankful for food. I love you, food.
I was going to get a lot of stuff done tonight, but I didn`t. Because, you know...beer.
It`s all sh*ts and giggles till somebody giggles and sh*ts
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon
I`ll vacuum over something a hundred times before I pick it up and place it back down and try again.
The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
It`s called fall because everything is falling; leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...