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Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
Can`t dance? Spell your name....in the air...with your butt. BOOM! Next problem...
The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
Looking back.. I think I preferred you when I didn`t know you...
Highschool Reunion? What for ? I`m on Facebook. I already know who got fat.
Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he will come home with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items she will come home with 54. Its science.
On your birthday I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
I’m not stealing my neighbor’s WiFi…their WiFi is trespassing into my house.
If there is enough room to spell `bootylicious` on the back of your shorts...it probably isn`t
I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.
To the dude I just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!
The only thing I drink from a shot glass nowdays is Maalox.
Ate too much salad yesterday so I`m going on an Oreos cleanse today.
So, at this point, should we really still be calling them New Kids on the Block?