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Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor`s yard to cut it down is an art.
It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
Every year new words are added onto the dictionary, yet no new positions are added to the karma sutra.
Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats! Many of you are about to be grandparents!
I`m a wealth of knowledge ... Unless you want it to be true, then I`m pretty solid on about 6 topics ... 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors
To ensure you never cut yourself while chopping vegetables, get a friend to hold the vegetable.
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. No, it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can press the snooze button.
I’ve made some pretty bad choices in life but I have to admit, having orange juice with Oreos was the worst.
if your an astronaut, and you don`t end a relationship with "look, I just need space.." then your wasting everyones time
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year. We’d all be expecting 2015 and get 2014S instead.
At what point will this meal make me happy, Ronald?
roses are red.... my name is dave...this poem makes no sense.... microwave...
Women- God’s version of a Rubik’s cube.