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Bitches be trippin..... ok, maybe I pushed that one.
The part of “no” that I don’t understand is the part where I don’t get what I want.
At first it was "Okay" and then "ok" and now "k" and soon it will disappear and you`ll all regret it
The awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street.
Never let a medical procedure scare you. That`s what the bill is for.
Don`t tell me what to do unless you`re naked.
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can`t afford 3) Periods 4) Men
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice!
I fell asleep at the wheel smh, time to turn Mario Kart off and go to bed.
I`m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be OK
Staring longingly at the door works for my dog, but I tried it at work and no one let me out. :(
Someone asked me if I`m ever scared that I`ll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.
Good thing I`m judged on my actions and not my thoughts.