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The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
Love is when the guy who stocks the liquor knows your name.
I put the pro in inappropriate.
I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
Adding lyrics when you don`t know the words or making words up when you don`t speak the language. ;)
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
I`m so broke right now that if someone tried to rob me, they`d just be practising..
How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie
When things get to stressful I hit the jim.......... Beam.
I thought `Pokemon` was a Jamaican Porn... My bad...
Peace on earth would be nice, but not gaining 20 pounds over the holidays would be a Christmas miracle.
Do athletic people not know about Netflix?
Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You`d think someone could`ve let me know I was out of toilet paper.
My Son: The marriage vows say "tell death do us part", so we are not married in heaven ? Me: That`s right son, cause if we were still married, we`d be in hell.