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I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It`s so fun to watch them freak out!
Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
Stretch pants are like Wonder Bras for your butt cheeks
My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.
Ask me about my ability to annoy complete strangers.
Look for my new diet book: "How To Work Out And Watch What You Eat And Still Gain Plenty Of Weight"
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
If my memory gets any worse I`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
I do this thing called "Whatever The F*ck I Want".
I don`t even understand Fantasy Football. There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullsh!t.
I have good taste, I just don`t have the money to prove it.
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