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This cat poop tastes like I`m about to get yelled at -Dogs
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
I had no plans on looking sexy today, but sh!t happens.
I wish Noah would have swatted those two mosquitoes.
I`m not always rude. Sometimes I`m sleeping.
No one`s lazier than the guy who came up with the name for Juicy Juice.
I hate when the weather man says there is a chance of sprinkles in the forecast...makes me want donuts!!
What if , one day you randomly wake up and realize that you`re whole life was just a dream.
"Well, now I see how you came up with the word `Microsoft`." -Melinda Gates (on their wedding night)
I was halfway through a recipe when I read the instruction "Now chill in fridge for at least two hours". I only managed 30 minutes. I was freezing.
I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)
Iām in a rush to go home and do absolutely nothing.
If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?