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Is there anyone called Phillip here? I found your screwdriver.
French people give me the crepes.
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That`s 15 minutes, right? I`m not reading too much into it?
Let`s start by taking some notes today. I`m fabulous bitches! Write that down.
I`ve just released my own fragrance...No one on the bus seems to like it though.
It`s like my bank account doesn`t understand me at all.
I`m fortunate that anger and nicotine have zero calories.
I don`t always get to drink free beer... But I just happen to know my neighbor went to the night shift, and I saw him filling his fridge today.
Wind chimes? I can`t see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what`d be nice? Noise.
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
Rejected Olympic Events: Javelin Catch... Jello Shotput... Border Fencing... Cardboard Boxing... Menstrual Cycling... Salad Tossing... Wrestling Demons...
Rump roast is called rump roast because nobody would eat it if it was called cow`s ass
I`m not sarcastic…I`m just intellegent beyond your understanding.
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!