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Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?
I don`t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you
I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
I really can’t kick ass, but I’m super good at taking names!
I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
I tried my best to see things from your point a view, but your point of view is stupid.
I`d steal a doughnut truck and attempt to outrun the cops, just to let people see a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck!
Just knowing that I have successfully pissed you off again makes my day.
The worst job to have right about now would be that of a realtor in Ferguson.
The guy who invented, "Take Your Child To Work Day," probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on his way to work..
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together
You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
hell yeah !!!! i was the lucky sperm !!!!!