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Never let your printer know you`re in a rush, those bastards smell fear
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This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
What’s the answer to this question?
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
It`s ok to admit when you`re wrong. Just don`t tell anyone.
“Yes” is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks you’ve consumed.
Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn`t have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
I`m not interested in anything that requires 5 hours of energy.
My wife and I are pretty upset. It looks like someone broke in and surfed porn on my computer. They didn`t touch anything else, so that`s good.
Insanity workout? The fact I am even considering putting down my phone and getting off the couch is crazy enough, thanks.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate you bye