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A world without women would be a pain in the a$$.
I have a new rule: No one is allowed to talk to me for a minimum of 24 hours after I wake up.
Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, "Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"
I know I`m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
It`s almost 2014, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
My mother said, "You won`t amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
Light beer and turkey bacon probably won`t kill you but why take the chance??
I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.