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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
Got kicked out of the hospital. Apparently the “head nurse” is just the one in charge of the other nurses.
I don’t understand how people have to “get ready for bed”…I’m always ready for bed.
And by "whatever" I mean f*ck you.
This beer tastes like I’m going to text you later.
I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
It`s so hot I have my air condition set on bankruptcy.
People who don’t like pizza are people you don’t need in your life.
The relationship was going so well until I left my phone unlocked.
The only exercise I`ve done this month is running out of money
wife: It`s ruining date night me: It`s ruining date night because you`re letting it ruin date night hitchhiker: Just drop me off on the corner
Starting tomorrow: Whatever Life throws at me… I’m gonna duck so it hits someone else.
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
Your shirt might say UFC but your body says KFC