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Coffee ā because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning.
Behind every man there is a woman wondering if going to jail for murder is as bad as it sounds.
Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"............................... An often used phrase in a lot of my memories.
I`m a good singer. Unfortunately I have a bad voice.
If you think you hate me now, wait till I start answering your rhetorical questions.
Rapper; "I`m killing them snitches, smacking then bitches, smokin blunts and f*ckin hoes!" *wins award* Rapper: "I just wanna thank god.."
Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It`s the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
Iām not high maintenance, but rather precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep.
Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
I tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
I`d go to church if they had Wi-Fi.
You`re one of a kind! Thank goodness...
Who can really hear themselves thinking?