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There`s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
Delete cookies? Why on Earth would I want to do that?! I LOVE COOKIES
I`ve polished the mirror in the bathroom so much, you can see your face in it.
My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.
Eat breakfast: Check...Pay Phone: Check...Conquer the world: Still Pending...
How long does it take possums to realize when one of them is actually dead?
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
Sobriety is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you
Adam didn`t take any crap from Eve. He wore the plants in that relationship
Send me one more game request and I`m showing up at your house drunk, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
When there is nothing to do ... That`s what I do
Procrastination............I`ll make a joke about it later.