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Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my credit card goes through
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” is a swear word.
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
Much of my life is a contest to see which of the voices in my head can say the funniest stuff.
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer? I don`t really know but when it megabytes, it megahertz
Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious.
I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people.
drinking while working out...it`s called Bacardio
I`m convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
When life throws you curveballs, swing at those motherf*ckers like Stevie Wonder with a lightsaber.
Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think were gonna have an indoor baby.
Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
Benefits of hooking up with me: You will be hooking up with me. I could go on but I think I made my point.