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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
i don`t care if u don`t like me ........... i am not a facebook status:D
Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away.
Saying “do I smell popcorn ” right after you fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.
I was watching craps at the casino all night until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom.
If two cannibals fight, does that make it a food fight?
If you go for a jog and you don`t post it on Facebook, have you really jogged?
"They are more afraid of you than you are of them." -people who know even less about me than they do about bears
If you see a girl or guy post pictures of their cat you know they`re single.
You don`t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
I`m going to start tackling random guys in football jerseys saying "look how he`s dressed. He was asking for it!"
You don`t even want to know the things I have done for a Klondike Bar...
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
Well, if you`re going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.