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Bologna sandwiches are parents way of saying... it`s my legal obligation to feed you something.
I wish I lived in a glass house, those people seem to have a lot of fun...
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
I just got off the couch and I think I accidentally did yoga or some $hit.
I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven`t died yet.
H&R Block said I won`t get nearly as much back in taxes this year because apparently the neighbors want to claim their own children.
Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
Every dog is a badass until you decide to vacuum.
My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way ... Through the driver’s door.
Is anyone else`s alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
For a generation that allowed YOLO, BAE, and KIM KARDASHIAN to happen, you sure have a lot of f*cking opinions on how things should be run.
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.