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They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
When I grow up I´d like to be a "Retired Lottery Winner."
How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
I took out an ad for a girlfriend recently and 10 guys tried to give me theirs.
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door.
My life has a great cast, but I can’t really figure out the plot.
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If you see a porcupine in your yard, that`s my cat and we`re not done with our accupuncture session.
This status update contains many of the same words that appear on Pulitzer Prize winning novels.
There better be strippers & beer at my intervention because there is no way in hell I`m sitting through that sober.
There should be a mercy rule for how many pics a girl can upload from her vacation.
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.