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Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist.
Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now.
I`ve been told that I can be condescending... that means that I tend to talk down to people.
Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
Every shape I had to learn above octagon was just a total fu*king waste of time.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed I tell ya. PUSHED!!!!!!
Have you ever been cutting a piece of pager with scissors and worried that you might cut an atom in half and destroy the world?
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
I`m only materialistic when I shop at the liquor store.
Everytime I see a person jogging I already know they have facebook, everyone on facebook works out.
Random Fact of the Day: Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Well, Iām bored again. Time to open the fridge
When sitting directly across from someone also using a laptop, I can`t stop myself from telling them, "you sunk my battleship!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate you bye