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Pretending to tolerate other people is exhausting.
I tend to avoid things that make me look fat. You know like scales, mirrors and photographs
Why don`t we ever hear anyone bragging about their Allstate safe driving bonus checks?
Look at the keyboard. It has `U` and `I` together. Look underneath that. It says `JK`.
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
If you don’t like being tailgated then don’t play movies I like.
I saw a girl being irresponsible texting while driving and it really ticked me off.....So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
is having some serious PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!
I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks.So if you`re swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
They say that money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.
It`s ok to admit when you`re wrong. Just don`t tell anyone.
You should NEVER say and I mean NEVER say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she`s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at the moment.. :|
The true trollers are the ones who troll the trolls.
If by a blow job you mean blowing everything out of proportion then yes I totally rock at blow jobs.