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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
Happy Saturday… the day you can put as much booze into your coffee as you’d like to put in on Monday.
The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
The term "bath toys" has a whole new meaning when you`re an adult
Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier.....must be going through a tough period in her life....
What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?
No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone.
Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
I`m so sick and tired of my friends who can`t handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
My bedroom is perfect for a one night stand, but there’s no room for two night stands.
morning i hate girls evening i need girls