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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
Million dollar idea: Pills that you can take with alcohol.
This liquid diet crap is a scam. I`ve been drinking beer since last Tuesday and I`m still fat.
I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
And by "whatever" I mean f*ck you.
I know the voices aren`t real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth … and drink all the vodka inside … It seems to help
Another successful year no random father`s day cards in the mail!
Society: Be yourself. Society: No not like that
I`ve got a lot to unlearn.
What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won`t buy the book.