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My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate...
i honestly hate saying sorry but when i do i really mean it :-)
Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
I can walk up to any dog, rub its belly and make a friend ... That trick rarely works on people.
Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it.
Those teardrop tattoos mean you cried during the notebook, right?
I’m surprised more people don’t Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures.
Heat makes things expand. So I don`t have a weight problem...I`m just HOT.
It`s all sh*ts and giggles till somebody giggles and sh*ts
Does shaking the vending machine count as working ...
Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..