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I just passed the local college and saw 3 very fit young ladies with very tight yoga pants walking to class...I have never been so motivated to return to college.
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
I can walk up to any dog, rub its belly and make a friend ... That trick rarely works on people.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
The term "bath toys" has a whole new meaning when you`re an adult
If there is one-thing in this would i don`t like being thought is ... a lesson.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
My mother might be right.. I was the reason someone invented birth control.
Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I`ll have to turn to Facebook.
On your deathbed tell everyone "pray for me" then make sure to leave a note to be opened after you die that says "pray harder next time."
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
Paying a homeless man to pee on your ex`s windshield, is just about the most fun you can have with 5 bucks.
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.