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Is a roasted peanut like a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts?
18 is TOO young to get married! You can`t even buy booze at 18! If you can`t buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?
When I was growing up the TV was my nanny.
How many V and M can see
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My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
I would lose weight, but I hate losing..
I wonder how many couples would still be together if they traded phones for a weekend
Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Wait… Regular or Asian?
If I`ve learned anything from the Kardashians it`s that I shouldn`t let my complete lack of talent hold me back.
Boy: "Life`s a bitch, so is my Girlfriend." Girlfriend: "Life`s short, so is his d!ck.
Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
Figuring out that you`ll probably never figure it out is the first step of really figuring things out.
My problem is, I`m about 30% stud, and 70% muffin.
person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i`m really athletic person 3: i`m hilarious and likable person 4: i`m gorgeous me: i can breathe
My 5 year plan is to watch Netflix. All of it.