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That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
Snoring is just God`s way of ensuring women hate their husbands while they sleep too.
I never meant to be so cold, I never meant to be so cold. - Mother nature
I was enjoying our conversation, but then I stopped talking and the whole thing got really boring.
You`d think he`d be better at this with all the porn he watches
My son got one of those `Stop Bullying` wristbands. he took it away from a fat little ginger kid.
"This isn`t my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn`t amused when I said, "I don`t think it`s working"
i was sooo funny i cracked me off.......
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
Man, the first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
I own a shop selling `CLOSED` signs. We haven`t had a single customer today.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait....
The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) if it does not look like it`s breathing give it mouth-to_mouth
I dont think I could ever stab someone.. I barely can get the straw into a Capri Sun.