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Bored? Update your Facebook to “in a relationship” with someone you’ve never met just to see if they’ll confirm.
Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
The black sheep always have the best stories.
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning
I feel like the majority of Eminem`s songs are just him reading from his diary with angry background music.
I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
If you`ve had cats, the singles virus may already be inside you.
Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.
I keep my TV volume at "screw the neighbors".
Pay no attention to the device around my ankle.
I was standing in front of the mirror earlier, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.
I`m on that “Starts tomorrow” diet.
If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
People always ask me, where do I come up with my status`, do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs.