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The loudest possible way to open a bag of chips is to try and do it quietly.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
I have over 500 facebook friends, and i want to say that i love you all...except for number 376 ..you`re a real a@@hole!!
Just saw Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter... So that`s how it happened! I knew what I learned in history class was a bunch of crap!
It takes patience to listen, it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
What doesn`t kill you makes you have lots of hospital bills.
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
The longer I stay at home. The more homeless looking I look.
If it`s tourist season why can`t we shoot them?
Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
I usually want to post intelligent and witty comments. But I end up posting stupid and funny ones so my friends can understand them.
Sometimes you just need to do something stupid while sober so that people will leave you alone about your drinking.