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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Got kicked out of the hospital. Apparently the “head nurse” is just the one in charge of the other nurses.
Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
There really isn`t much difference between being a kid and being an adult. I was just as emotionally crippled upon learning the truth about Penthouse Letters as I was about Santa Claus.
When I was kid, I... No wait, I still do that.
My little brother just told me I looked stoned as hell. Which is a little weird, considering I don`t have a little brother...
If the river were beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up..
Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
Dear family, thank you for all those wonderful childhood memories ... Here`s my therapy bill.
As I slowly ran my finger down her G string I thought to myself, this is a nice guitar.
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home.
Living with a child is like using a blender with no lid...
Pay phones should be replaced with chargers for cell phones.
Crazy is not a destination, it is a way of life.