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How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
Note to self... next time my wife asks what`s on tv, don`t say dust
Sorry, I can`t today ... My sister`s friend`s mother`s grandpa`s brother`s grandson`s cousin`s uncle`s fish died. Yes, it was tragic.
The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until its too late for em to back out
Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared.
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
And then I was all: “I’m really getting sick of your shit, bitch.” And then she was all: “To speak with a representative please press 7.”
What do the letters DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor’s trash so you don’t get robbed.
Time to try some of this candy from the Easter "bunny"... Can`t trust anything you find laying in the yard these days.
Golf is finally starting to pay off. I just signed a contract with Nike for a large sum of money in return for agreeing never to be seen playing with any of their equipment.
I just thought you should know, I just did all the laundry and didn`t lose a sock to the dryer monster...
I feel sorry for people who take everything way too seriously.