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McDonald`s should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong sh!t they gave you at the second window.
Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn`t park anywhere near the place
That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it`s someone`s birthday and I need to show respect.
What about a To-Don`t List?
Life is what happens when you’re not looking at a screen.
Ermegerd! I WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!!! Again! I love being self employed..
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
Amnesia sounds so relaxing.
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
I just lost another hour trying to figure out how to reset the clock in my car.
Does "who cares" count as advice?
I try not to work that much. That way I make less mistakes.
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!